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5 Reasons My Life Plan Went to Shit

Dreamininglitter hello my name is control freak

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Yes you read that correctly my life plan went to shit. I am one of those girls that plans EVERYTHING and I mean EVERY THEORY/ EVERY OUTFIT/ EVERY MAKEUP LOOK and pretty much all the other small details of my life. From the age of 8 when I truly discovered that my mother was a teen mother I figured I would plan my entire life so that I wouldn’t have to be in the spot that she was in. See I always new I didny want to be a teen mom but I also knew I wanted to have control over EVERYTHING else that happened in my life. You can all me a control free I call it LIFE PLANNING!

See no one ever told me Jesus laughs at people like me. See I’m a paradox I plan things but I don’t think about the reaction  of my actions if that makes sense😉. I plan and plan and then do as I please not giving a single fuck about what will happen after. Heres the thing I figured I would plan my life at the age of 17 and have no idea how I would get there I just know what i want it to be. For instance I created this blog and had no idea it would become what it is today. Just yesterday I read my post on a website and the author called me “the girl next door with a potty mouth”- Thank you very much.

So why do I say my life plan went to shit here’s why

1- I’m 23 and I still haven’t figured out how to properly negotiate through life.

2- In my life plan at 23 I would be engaged ehhmm still have an empty finger

3- I would know exaclty what would happen next because I do not like surprises

4- I would know my life purpose because It can’t just be talking shit

5- I would have figured out that you can’t plan life year by year because God has a way of through you curve balls to teach you something. And when i say curveballs I mean CURVE FUCKING BALLS.

Here’s the way I see life I see life as a game of baseball. It’s your turn to bat and you stand there ready to hit the baseball as furthest you can with your wooden bat. However, God doesn’t through you any damn baseballs he throughs you a FUCKING basketball instead, so now you have no damn idea how the hell you should hit the ball. Should you catch it and dunk it on the ground? or should you hit it with the bat and hope for the best?

Whichever, you deicde to do you must think quickly or you will get hit with another curve ball that you have no idea how to handle. If you happen to handle it well and move on to the second base just know another thing is on it’s way.

Are you a control freak life planner like me? Or do you go with the flow and pray the curveballs are baseballs instead of footballs? Let me know in the comments below super interested in your thoughts on life.

Summer 16 Swimsuit Trend-One Pieces

If you are anything like me you nit and pick at your body for the smallest thing. See my thing is I have a 29 inch waist with a 42 inch ass and hip ratio which means I have ass fo days girl. However, I do have a small waist with a row of fat yes I said it I have a row of fat. You may not see it but I fucking do! No matter how many crunches or how many hours I spend at the gym that little lower stomach area will not be as flat as I wish it was. It’s literally there! Like right under my belly button there is a row of fat that I can never get rid of.

Being completely honest it is one of my main insecurities besides my nose of course😂. So last year I purchased a two piece bikini and i wore it once and through it right out as soon as I did. Why? Because it didnt make me feel sexy.

Here’s the thing I really wish that tiny row of fat would be gone however, will I be giving up God’s greatest creation on earth aka pizza?! NOPE, NEVER, NUNCA, JAMAS. Will I be giving up rice and beans for the little row of fat to go away?! Ha hell no! So instead of trying to to fit into this mold of twigs I have decided to find a bathing suit that looks good on me.

I have figured the best way to embrace all this junk in the trunk is by purchasing a swimsuit that looks fanfreakingtastic on me. And you of course! time to show that booty. Amen sister Amen. Nonetheless, once I got into researching and discovered that this year one piece swimsuits were coming with a vengeance I was SOLD! I love the idea of a sexy one piece. Makes your legs longer, your torso slimmer and gives you confidence all at once. Here are my favorite ones thus far.

The first two rows are my personal favorite and I have ordered them as well.

Nasty Gal Alina Swimsuit-$78

Mara Hoffman Floral front cross one piece-$212

Asos Mesh Strapless one piece-$46

PROENZA SCHOULER STRIPE ONE-PIECE-$350

BLUE LIFE ECLIPSE CRISSCROSS ONE-PIECE-$154

NORMA KAMALI CROSS HALTER MIO SWIMSUIT-$350

MARA HOFFMAN REVERSIBLE LACE-UP MAILLOT-$67

L SPACE ‘WILDSIDE’ ONE-PIECE-$94

CHROMAT AMELIA ONE PIECE-$238

KATE SPADE NEW YORK JACQUARD One Piece-$160

Which one is your favorite? Let me know in the comments below.

The Real Reason Why Being a Writer Sucks Ass

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Hello there Monday welcome back. Oh how I have seriously not missed you one bit. Like at all!😤 So I used to be a huge fan of Monday’s until I discovered that I would much rather be eating and watching some fucked up reality show. Yes I am a reality show junky.  It goes on Bravo, E or Oxygen and 99.99% of the time I watch it and I have no shame in my game what so ever.

I used to do weekend recaps on here and stopped doing them because I figured how more old lady like can I get?!. Like seriously who the fuck wants to read about my boring ass weekend?! Well you guessed it you guys do. I have taken note that you guys enjoy me talking my shit instead of advising you on beauty. Hmm that’s odd however, I am very thankful for that I must say. I feel like if talking shit for a living was a career choice I would excel at that one for sure. Like come on now let me talk shit for hours at a time and pay me! That shit right there has my name written all over it😂.

So my weekend went a little bit like this.

Friday- Cleaned like a mad woman well because I absolutely am a cleaning freak! ( thanks grandma) I also laughed like a hyena and cried all at the same time while eating a tub of ice cream (Yes I am on my period and no I have no idea why I was crying either)

Saturday- I worked yep I Krystal worked on a Saturday and that is when I came to the conclusion that being a writer completely sucks ass but I will get into that a little bit later (which means below😎) . I also went out to run errands with my mom and ended the day at the liquor store because I am 23 and stress gets to me too✊.

Sunday- I binged on TV and enjoyed every second of it. I also do not leave my house.

See BORING!  I fucking suck and should be more “out there” but instead I’m Always thinking about work! Which is one of the main reasons why being a writer sucks! Work never really end!. Let’s get into that shall we.

Reasons why being a Writer really Actually sucks Ass

1- You don’t get paid enough!

When people ask me for advice on how to become a writer I always become baffled as to what to say. I became a writer because one day I had a vision that people would want to hear what I have to say and I would be able to help people one way or another.  I also wanted to be Carrie Bradshaw  P.S I still do duh😎.

However, I clearly forgot that i also need to eat (fat ass over here I know😑). I honestly do not think writer’s get enough payment or credit. We research, we edit, we give credit where credit is due and we revise shit 1,000 times if needed. However, editors and companies think that 2,000 words will come out of my ass with magical bubble gum and photos for the simple price of $10.

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Excuse me👂 Have we met?! I like expensive things and I also like to eat weird cheeses that are worth way more than $10 let’s be honest here soo.

2- Editing things 300 times

Many times as a writer we come across people who will want a couple of articles done however, they have no idea exactly what they want done. So we get the work done and all of a sudden they had an epiphany as to what they want. Which results in you having to revise the damn article 300 times if needed.

Like excuse me?! The fuck you should have said this before! But I’m going to fix it because that is my job😠

3- No real set schedule

Now this is a plus and a negative for me. I enjoy doing as I please and being able to work my own hours. However, some days I work from 10am-1am and other times. I’m writing from 10am-12am. See what I mean the imbalance will fuck you up.

4- Brain fart

After writing over 10,000 words in a day you may become brain-dead. Which means words all tend to mesh into one. Or you simply use track of life and you begin writing junk that you know is not going to fly with the company or brand you are writing for. This is the worst for me!  I do not want to be brain dead I want to get shit done properly and effectively.

5- You are always thinking about work.

From the moment I wake up till the moment I go to bed even in my dreams I’m thinking about work. And how I can become better at what I do. I love being writer it gives me life but sometimes I would like to go out to dinner and not think about writing my next article. But does that happen? Nope you know why? Because I have an Iphone and my emails will come in during dinner, while im at the gym even when I’m peeing im checking emails. Which means do I ever get a break? Nope never!

Now the real question is would I change my career path? Hell no! Why?! because there is nothing more exciting than to see your name on a piece that someone adores. Or on a piece that made someone laugh their horrible day away. I’ll definitely take the sucky parts for that.

Trends We Can Steal from Coachella

Coachella the hippie, trendy music festive every celebrity and socialite has enjoyed this weekend and will be the following weekend as well. While I sit here and hate on everyone who went😭. The weather is getting warmer here. But, who the hell doesn’t want to be at Coachella  on a desert, wearing flower crowns and surrounded by hippies?! I know I do! I hope everyone who went enjoyed it. However, don’t forget i want to go and you should take me with you because Im super cool! DUH!

One of the things I have enjoyed most about cochella 2016 is the fashion. Fashion has been at an all time high this year. Which is pretty surprising if you ask me. Recent years we have noticed that cochella actually means=No clothes because im on a desert and it’s uber hot.

Not this year though. Which is why here is a post on which trends we can steal from Coachella and wear them on a daily basis.

1-Flower Crowns

Flower crowns have become so popular even snapchat has created a filter.

Items above- Asos Flower crown & Bohemian Romance Flower Crown 

2-Lace

The love that a woman has for lace is indescribable. Who doesn’t love lace?! Cochella loved lace this weekend.

Items above- Free people Lace Dress & Lucky Paris cutout dress

3- Gladiator Sandal 

Gladiator sandals were  not only a sensation at Cochella, they are a 2016 trend for spring and summer.

Items above-Schutz Samena Gladiator sandal & Stuart Weitzman Gladiator Sandal

4-Crochet Tops

There is something sexy, sassy yet flirty about a crochet top that we absolutely love!

Items above- Nasty Gal Crochet top & Tula Rosa Crochet Top

5- Tan Skin

There is nothing sexier then tan beautiful skin. Not only does everything look better on tan skin but you also look slimmer. Now you never want to bake in the sun for hours. So you want to self tan. If you have been following my blog you know these 2 tanning lotions are my absolute favorite and holy grail for the summer time. If you want to pick up one thing from this post, make it one of these they are perfect.

Items above- Million Dollar cabana tan & St Tropez 4 in 1 tanning lotion 

These 5 trends we can steal from Coachella. Of course there are plenty more trends we can steal, however idk how we would all look in pasties and a crochet top😂. Let me know which trend is your favorite in the comments below.

 

I lost my Passion for Blogging

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Well hello there strangers my name is Krystal and now I have Green Hair😉. I have officially been 7 months since I have written in my dearest blog. I APOLOGIZE from the deepest of my glittery soul and I am here to give you guys all the details on what has happened. First and foremost thank you to everyone who has stucked around. I love you seriously you guys are fucking great!

Second of all I must confess I have cheated on this blog with another blog. Yes I created a dreamininglitter2.0. I call it 2.0 because its called dreamininglitter.com pretty much I knocked off the WordPress.Com shit. I honestly thought that’s what I needed to fall in love with blogging again. At the end of last year I lost a love for blogging. Yes my Carrie Bradshaw moment was crushed by my own personal demons.I found myself making this blog a “robot blog” Everything I said I wouldn’t do with this blog I was doing. Aka failing at my own rules.

If you are a long time dreamininglitter, glitter ball you know I am extremely hard on myself. I push myself over the edge all the time and then I crash. I literally crash and burn because that is just who I am and what I do. However, I am on a mission to fall in love with blogging all over again so I figured I will come back and fill you guys in on life.

So last year I ended the year determined to make this year amazing! 2016 you are mine!  Words said by every damn human on the ball of this earth😑

However, I am now 23 and certainly feel it. I feel older and smarter I also feel a bigger hunger to be successful in everything I do. I am determined to make myself proud of the woman I am becoming.

You know sometimes I give amazing advice to others and then laugh because I take non of that shit myself. I literally preach all day and follow non of those rules😏. What can I say I’m an Aquarius rules are stupid and I rebel towards all of them.

So where have I been? I’ve been on a hunt to find out who I really am. What I’m actually all about and who I want to be from now on. I may not know the answers just yet. I’ve also been posting story times on my Youtube Channel that you guys must go watch. My ex asked me to be the godmother of his child is my latest story😆. Just giving you a taste of the madness.  However, what I do know is I’m back bitches✊

Kat Von D Lolita ll Lip Duo & Transformer Liquid Lipstick SALE

Kat Von D is officially taking over the MakeUp world and we are all falling for her spell. We all fell in love with her limited edition liquid lipstick in the shade called Lolita it is the perfect nude, we all know nudes come in different undertones pink undertone, orange undertone or yellow undertone. Lolita was created with a nude undertone giving it the perfect undertone for every skin color. It will look different on everyone depending on what their skin tone is.

But it was limited edition so if you got your hands on more than one then you are my hero. I for once only got my hands on one. But Kat Von D is gifting us Lolita’s little sister with her new Lolita ll lip duo and they are on SALE! You can shop right below to receive the sale and get yours for only $19.50!! Each liquid lipstick is $20 you are getting two for the price of one! This is a limited edition duo so i advice you get more than one! Click pictures to get your hands on them and the sale.

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They are .10 ounces so a little bit smaller than full size but there is 2 of them!

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Yes i changed my hair color no longer green. I am wearing Lolita’s little sister with a NYC lip gloss on top for shine. I wanted shiny lips for this look (no filter)

Now not only does Kat Von D give us a Lolita Duo is bring us a transformer shade in the process. For those that do not know you really can not layer liquid lipsticks they become sort of feathery aka a hot mess. So a transformer shade is great to change the look of your lipstick without layering colors. I have not gotten my hands on this yet but man I am so intrigued it is a sheer iridescent color that is formulated with crystals to completely change the color of your lipstick. Aka pure magic! It can be worn alone or over any lipstick or lip gloss of your choice.

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Is it not beautiful!! $20 (click the picture to check it out)

This post was supposed to stop right here but then i came across another Kat Von D SALE and had to let you guys in on the fun!😉

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The monarch eyes and lips combo is now on Sale is a pack that is never together full eyes monarch eye shadow palette, lipstick, liquid lipstick and mascara for only $75!! 😲

only $75 guys the eye shadow palette alone is $45 like the sale is real!! If i find anymore beauty or fashion sales i will be posting them up. So don’t forget to subscribe to this blog and follow me all over my social media to keep up with the madness and unicorn beauty!

Kat Von D Lolita ll Lip Duo & Transformer Liquid Lipstick SALE

Kat Von D is officially taking over the MakeUp world and we are all falling for her spell. We all fell in love with her limited edition liquid lipstick in the shade called Lolita it is the perfect nude, we all know nudes come in different undertones pink undertone, orange undertone or yellow undertone. Lolita was created with a nude undertone giving it the perfect undertone for every skin color. It will look different on everyone depending on what their skin tone is.

But it was limited edition so if you got your hands on more than one then you are my hero. I for once only got my hands on one. But Kat Von D is gifting us Lolita’s little sister with her new Lolita ll lip duo and they are on SALE! You can shop right below to receive the sale and get yours for only $19.50!! Each liquid lipstick is $20 you are getting two for the price of one! This is a limited edition duo so i advice you get more than one! Click pictures to get your hands on them and the sale.

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They are .10 ounces so a little bit smaller than full size but there is 2 of them!

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Yes i changed my hair color no longer green. I am wearing Lolita’s little sister with a NYC lip gloss on top for shine. I wanted shiny lips for this look (no filter)

Now not only does Kat Von D give us a Lolita Duo is bring us a transformer shade in the process. For those that do not know you really can not layer liquid lipsticks they become sort of feathery aka a hot mess. So a transformer shade is great to change the look of your lipstick without layering colors. I have not gotten my hands on this yet but man I am so intrigued it is a sheer iridescent color that is formulated with crystals to completely change the color of your lipstick. Aka pure magic! It can be worn alone or over any lipstick or lip gloss of your choice.

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Is it not beautiful!! $20 (click the picture to check it out)

This post was supposed to stop right here but then i came across another Kat Von D SALE and had to let you guys in on the fun!😉

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The monarch eyes and lips combo is now on Sale is a pack that is never together full eyes monarch eye shadow palette, lipstick, liquid lipstick and mascara for only $75!! 😲

only $75 guys the eye shadow palette alone is $45 like the sale is real!! If i find anymore beauty or fashion sales i will be posting them up. So don’t forget to subscribe to this blog and follow me all over my social media to keep up with the madness and unicorn beauty!